HackerTube
HomeLongsLikedHistoryWatch laterCategoriesPlaylistsSettings

Starwars Musquito Defense System

Groen BrothersCited 3× on HN, 2018-2021
YouTube
639K views · 19 years ago · comedy · evergreen

A Dutch parody commercial from the Groen Brothers for a supposed Star Wars style mosquito defense system. It mimics the style of infomercials with laser-armed anti-mosquito technology.

Brought up as a joke or tongue-in-cheek prior art whenever someone proposes shooting insects or pests with lasers.

Satire & parody#lasermosquito#parody#infomercial#satire#dutch

3 comments from Hacker News

@consp2021 · in “Predict 3D position of flying bugs and pest to shoot down them with a laser”

Ah yes, the "star wars laser defense mosquito system". It' as impractical then (early 00's origin) as it is now ▶ this video (it's Dutch but you get it). Unless you can get mm accuracy and perfect non-foe detection it's useless with the multi-watt lasers generally required.

JokeView on HN
@jtwaleson2020 · in “Optical tracking and laser-induced mortality of insects during flight”

Maybe this could be considered prior art: a satirical Dutch commercial from 2007 (or earlier) about the "Star Wars Mosquito Defence System" ▶ this video

JokeView on HN
@tinbad2018 · in “Growers Are Beaming Over the Success of Lasers to Stave Off Birds”

This is completely off topic but the headline made me immediately think of this: ▶ this video Since most here are not Dutch it requires a bit of explanation , this was a parody video made in the early 2000’s of the countless “QVC” style info/commercials that used to be aired during the day or late at night on dutch television to fill airtime. They would take some b-grade TV products from US (and possibly other countries) and just poorly dub it over for the Dutch market, often by the same guy. These “Tellsell” (which I believe was the actual name of the company) commercials everyone would know about and sometimes joke about the crappy products and commercial style. This parody has all the typical cliches of these commercials like every time the name of the product was mentioned it would be extra sloooow and disadvantages of “alternative” products exaggerated to comical extremes. I believe this video came out before YouTube was mainstream, and circulated on USB drives and shared on LAN parties. Ahh the old times (when not every piece of content ever made was instantly available).

JokeView on HN
Starwars Musquito Defense System English Version3:04

Starwars Musquito Defense System English Version

Groen Brothers
281K views • 19 years ago
Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL4:51

Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL

Saturday Night Live
71.2M views • 10 years ago
SANS ICS HyperEncabulator6:27

SANS ICS HyperEncabulator

SANS ICS Security
1.1M views • 4 years ago
Apple's New AirPods Ad | CONAN on TBS1:02

Apple's New AirPods Ad | CONAN on TBS

Team Coco
1.9M views • 10 years ago
Rockwell Retro Encabulator2:01

Rockwell Retro Encabulator

rlcarnes
7.5M views • 18 years ago
Is Your Car Safe From Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft?6:01

Is Your Car Safe From Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft?

Bosnian Ape Society
9.3M views • 5 years ago
This Deal's Getting Worse All The Time | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim1:02

This Deal's Getting Worse All The Time | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Adult Swim
4.7M views • 14 years ago
Australia's Defence Policy Explained1:32

Australia's Defence Policy Explained

Whisper555
1.2M views • 6 years ago
Futurama - Internet ads0:33

Futurama - Internet ads

Graul Kridio
158K views • 12 years ago
New Robot Makes Soldiers Obsolete (Corridor Digital)4:13

New Robot Makes Soldiers Obsolete (Corridor Digital)

Corridor Digital
91.3M views • 7 years ago
Turbo Encabulator1:50

Turbo Encabulator

Lygris (old account)
2.4M views • 19 years ago
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work2:31

Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

The Onion
10.1M views • 17 years ago
Yes, Prime Minister - Nuclear deterrent5:52

Yes, Prime Minister - Nuclear deterrent

odmarolsen
788K views • 18 years ago
Australia's Defence Policy Explained | Utopia1:41

Australia's Defence Policy Explained | Utopia

Working Dog Productions
729K views • 3 years ago
Blipverts1:02

Blipverts

Steve Mays
27K views • 14 years ago
HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time3:45

HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time

LaserUnicorns
4.5M views • 11 years ago
House Hippo Commercial1:03

House Hippo Commercial

Bruce
2.1M views • 19 years ago
New Laser Zaps Mosquitoes in SlowMotion | National Geographic2:22

New Laser Zaps Mosquitoes in SlowMotion | National Geographic

National Geographic
2.6M views • 16 years ago
Idiocracy: Brawndo Has What Plants Crave!1:09

Idiocracy: Brawndo Has What Plants Crave!

The Liquid People's Temple
595K views • 11 years ago
Hitler uses Docker3:50

Hitler uses Docker

nukemtube
1.2M views • 10 years ago