Starwars Musquito Defense System
Groen BrothersCited 3× on HN, 2018-2021
639K views · 19 years ago · comedy · evergreen
A Dutch parody commercial from the Groen Brothers for a supposed Star Wars style mosquito defense system. It mimics the style of infomercials with laser-armed anti-mosquito technology.
Brought up as a joke or tongue-in-cheek prior art whenever someone proposes shooting insects or pests with lasers.
3:04Starwars Musquito Defense System English Version
Groen Brothers
281K views • 19 years ago
4:51Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL
Saturday Night Live
71.2M views • 10 years ago
6:27SANS ICS HyperEncabulator
SANS ICS Security
1.1M views • 4 years ago
1:02Apple's New AirPods Ad | CONAN on TBS
Team Coco
1.9M views • 10 years ago
2:01Rockwell Retro Encabulator
rlcarnes
7.5M views • 18 years ago
6:01Is Your Car Safe From Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft?
Bosnian Ape Society
9.3M views • 5 years ago
1:02This Deal's Getting Worse All The Time | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Adult Swim
4.7M views • 14 years ago
1:32Australia's Defence Policy Explained
Whisper555
1.2M views • 6 years ago
0:33Futurama - Internet ads
Graul Kridio
158K views • 12 years ago
4:13New Robot Makes Soldiers Obsolete (Corridor Digital)
Corridor Digital
91.3M views • 7 years ago
1:50Turbo Encabulator
Lygris (old account)
2.4M views • 19 years ago
2:31Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
The Onion
10.1M views • 17 years ago
5:52Yes, Prime Minister - Nuclear deterrent
odmarolsen
788K views • 18 years ago
1:41Australia's Defence Policy Explained | Utopia
Working Dog Productions
729K views • 3 years ago
1:02Blipverts
Steve Mays
27K views • 14 years ago
3:45HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time
LaserUnicorns
4.5M views • 11 years ago
1:03House Hippo Commercial
Bruce
2.1M views • 19 years ago
2:22New Laser Zaps Mosquitoes in SlowMotion | National Geographic
National Geographic
2.6M views • 16 years ago
1:09Idiocracy: Brawndo Has What Plants Crave!
The Liquid People's Temple
595K views • 11 years ago
3:50Hitler uses Docker
nukemtube
1.2M views • 10 years ago
3 comments from Hacker News
Ah yes, the "star wars laser defense mosquito system". It' as impractical then (early 00's origin) as it is now ▶ this video (it's Dutch but you get it). Unless you can get mm accuracy and perfect non-foe detection it's useless with the multi-watt lasers generally required.
Maybe this could be considered prior art: a satirical Dutch commercial from 2007 (or earlier) about the "Star Wars Mosquito Defence System" ▶ this video
This is completely off topic but the headline made me immediately think of this: ▶ this video Since most here are not Dutch it requires a bit of explanation , this was a parody video made in the early 2000’s of the countless “QVC” style info/commercials that used to be aired during the day or late at night on dutch television to fill airtime. They would take some b-grade TV products from US (and possibly other countries) and just poorly dub it over for the Dutch market, often by the same guy. These “Tellsell” (which I believe was the actual name of the company) commercials everyone would know about and sometimes joke about the crappy products and commercial style. This parody has all the typical cliches of these commercials like every time the name of the product was mentioned it would be extra sloooow and disadvantages of “alternative” products exaggerated to comical extremes. I believe this video came out before YouTube was mainstream, and circulated on USB drives and shared on LAN parties. Ahh the old times (when not every piece of content ever made was instantly available).