Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen

LOL - didn’t expect that reference, but it’s perfect :) And for anyone that didn’t get it, this video will make your day ▶ this video

Back in the 80s I would cite this sketch whenever someone talked about how good coding used to be back in the day: ▶ this video

Wow $2200 for a 2 bed? Luxury! That's how much you'll pay for a studio here in Mission, SF... if you're lucky. (and I wish this were a Four Yorkshiremen reference[1]. No!) [1] ▶ this video

Fourteen hour shifts? Fourteen hour shifts!? In my day we'd work from 1AM until 3AM the following morning, go to sleep for -2 hours, wake up and do it all over again! We were paid in 19th century New Zealand shillings and had to pay all of it back for living on the boss's premises! (Sorry, had to throw a Monty Python reference there: ▶ this video ) I don't believe just because something was done one way before, means it should affect how things are now. If we believe the way "something is" is fundamentally wrong - just because it has been that way (or worse) should not provide be a valid argument against said "something". Kind of fits in to: link

Younger generations are always flawed. It's a traditional thing. In order to encourage you, I recommend this classic report about the issue: ▶ this video

That's complete crap and merely a manifestation of "Rosy Retrospection" ( link ). Monty Python made fun of this "in my time, you see" bullshit with the Four Yorkshiremen skit ( ▶ this video ). Woody Allen's movie Midnight in Paris did the same ( link ). The programmers before us were the exact same as the programmers of today and they will be the exact same as the one's that come after us. The only difference between them is whose shoulders they stood upon and what they were be able to do using the tools at hand. Programmers of the 60s were happy just to get things to add up. The guys in the 80s squealed with glee at GUIs. The guys in the 90s made the internet what it is today. And the guys of the 2010s will bring AI and robotics into the main stream. Everyone glues things together - it's how creation works ( link ). The only difference between generations is the things you have available to glue together. Sometimes you glue together a stick and a rock to make a spear, and other times you glue together a machine gun, a camera, and a computer. Either way - same people, different situations.

Don't be afraid to discount some of those stories as bravado and self-aggrandizing reports. (see: the Four Yorkshiremen ▶ this video )

Luxury! I used to have to snip endless chads out of punched cards to represent the very zeroes and ones of the program i was writing! Thanks to ▶ this video

If you wanted to know something, there was no Google or Wikipedia. You might be able to find out a basic fact if you had a set of encyclopedias. But most information, from important stuff to basic trivia ("who was in that movie?") was not available unless you had a reference book or went to the library and really searched. Rumors, lies, media manipulation, thwarted by a few seconds of research. If more people bothered, it would be a better world. Off topic, but obligatory Monty Python piece ▶ this video

I'm sorry, I know this is a serious subject but this thread reminds me of this Monty Python sketch: ▶ this video

3 baud? Luxury. We had 1 baud and we kept it in a box in the middle of the road. Every day we'd get up, clean the box, read the bit, and then go to the factory to work for 20 hours. And when we got home every night our father would cut us with a knife. ▶ this video Merry Christmas!

I'm strongly urged to one-up you (because I could, believe me) but what's the point? You're either going to A) Buck up, or B) Get some Xanax. That's about it. ▶ this video