computer says no
2:31.: - Little Britain - Computer says no - :.
4.8M views • 18 years ago
memoriewhisperer
A Little Britain sketch featuring the 'Computer says no' catchphrase, in which a clerk refuses requests by deferring to her computer.
1:14Little Britain - Computer Says No - Clip 1
2.5M views • 13 years ago
Don Blackmore
A clip from Little Britain in which a bureaucrat answers every request with 'computer says no'.
1:38"Computer Says No..." | Little Britain | Lucas & Walliams
958K views • 4 years ago
Matt Lucas and David Walliams
The Little Britain sketch in which call-center worker Carol types into her computer and replies 'computer says no' to every request.
10:00SICP / What is "Computer Science" ?
131K views • 20 years ago
LarryNorman
An excerpt from Hal Abelson's opening SICP lecture introducing computer science and contrasting declarative and imperative knowledge. He argues that computer science is not really a science and is more like magic or engineering of ideas.
6:15Canon Cat
17K views • 12 years ago
Storia Informatica
A short Italian-language clip about the Canon Cat, a text-oriented personal computer from Canon designed by Jef Raskin, who started the Macintosh project. It shows the machine in use.
0:33Biden says he'll shut down Nord Stream 2 pipeline if Russia further invades Ukraine
2.2M views • 4 years ago
Yahoo Finance
A one-minute Yahoo Finance clip of President Biden saying he would shut down the Nord Stream 2 pipeline if Russia further invaded Ukraine.
5:51Susan Kare explains Macintosh UI ergonomics on the Computer Chronicles (1984)
51K views • 6 years ago
erg0steur
A 1984 Computer Chronicles segment in which Susan Kare explains the ergonomics and interface design of the original Macintosh. She introduces the interface step by step for newcomers.
25:23The Computer Programme (1): It's Happening Now (Introduction to Computing)
84K views • 14 years ago
Jesús Zafra (Lobogris)
The first episode of the BBC's 1982 television series The Computer Programme, introducing home computing to a general audience. It surveys mainframes, early personal computers such as the BBC Micro and Commodore PET, and the changing computer market of the time.
9:35:20Pink Noise for Ten Hours of Ambient Sound Blocker Masker - Burn In - Relaxation
9.3M views • 14 years ago
Dalesnale - Noise Ambient
Ten hours of uninterrupted pink noise, intended for relaxation and masking background sound. It is a long ambient audio loop rather than a spoken video.
5:01How It's Made - Canola Oil
4.5M views • 14 years ago
Panos Egglezos
A short 'How It's Made' television segment showing the industrial process of turning canola seed into cooking oil. It walks through pressing, solvent extraction and refining steps.
49:36Joe Armstrong - Keynote: The Forgotten Ideas in Computer Science - Code BEAM SF 2018
40K views • 8 years ago
Code Sync
Erlang co-creator Joe Armstrong's Code BEAM SF 2018 keynote revisits good ideas from the history of computing that were dropped, and asks which should be revived. It also touches on Erlang and Elixir.
1:12:122017 ACM PPoPP Keynote: It's Time for a New Old Language
7K views • 9 years ago
Guy Steele
Guy Steele's PPoPP 2017 keynote surveying the history of computer science metanotation, including BNF, inference rules, and overline notation. He argues the field's notations are inconsistent and fragmented.
14:46Computers for Cynics 0 - The Myth of Technology
33K views • 14 years ago
TheTedNelson
The opening episode of Ted Nelson's Computers for Cynics series, in which he casts doubt on conventional accounts of computer basics. He argues that conventions and packaging are mistaken for technology.
35:31Autonomous Car - what goes into sensing for autonomous driving?
40K views • 10 years ago
Mobileye
Mobileye co-founder and CTO Amnon Shashua explains what goes into sensing for autonomous driving and whether end-to-end deep learning can work for it. He argues for decomposing the problem.
4:37Making Money Flow: The MONIAC
120K views • 9 years ago
Reserve Bank of New Zealand
A short demonstration of the MONIAC, Bill Phillips' hydro-mechanical economic computer, at the Reserve Bank of New Zealand museum. It shows how water flows model an economy's money flows.
0:56ATTOL: Autonomous Taxiing, Take-Off and Landing test flight
394K views • 6 years ago
Airbus
Short Airbus footage of its ATTOL project, in which a test aircraft performed a fully automatic, vision-based take-off at Toulouse-Blagnac. The crew ran eight take-offs over several hours.
3:43President Biden on Nord Stream 2 Pipeline if Russia Invades Ukraine: "We will bring an end to it."
570K views • 4 years ago
C-SPAN
A C-SPAN clip from a joint press conference with Olaf Scholz in which President Biden says that if Russia invades Ukraine, there will no longer be a Nord Stream 2. Pressed on how, he promises it can be done.
23:10Economics of Nuclear Reactor
921K views • 7 years ago
Illinois EnergyProf
A professor from Illinois compares the cost of building, fueling and operating a nuclear plant against a natural gas plant, using visual charts. It shows how construction time and interest rates dominate, when the investment pays off and when costs cross over.
23:04The Computer-free Automation of a Jukebox (Electromechanics)
1.3M views • 6 years ago
Technology Connections
Technology Connections takes apart a 1970 Wurlitzer 3400 jukebox to show how electromechanical relays and switches automated its behavior without a computer.
20:29Why There's No Such Thing as a Good Billionaire
2.7M views • 4 years ago
Adam Conover
Adam Conover argues that billionaire philanthropy is harmful, using examples like Patagonia's Yvon Chouinard. He says we should stop accepting the myths about benevolent billionaires.
12:23Typesetters in the '80s - Computerphile
105K views • 12 years ago
Computerphile
Professor Brailsford of the University of Nottingham describes how the university set out to print its own mathematics exam papers in the 1980s. The story centers on getting a Mergenthaler Linotron 202 typesetter to work with their own software.
3:26The Art of Noise with Max Headroom - Paranoimia (Official Video)
8.6M views • 10 years ago
Art Of Noise
The official 1986 music video for Paranoimia by Art of Noise featuring the computer-generated TV personality Max Headroom. It is a synth-pop and sampling-era piece of 80s pop culture.
4:32Nokia N97: The Truth
464K views • 17 years ago
nokiatruth
A parody video contrasting Nokia's polished N97 promotional material with the sluggish, buggy reality of using the phone.
31:00How The Economic Machine Works by Ray Dalio
134.5M views • 13 years ago
Principles by Ray Dalio
Ray Dalio's 30-minute animated video explains how the economy works through credit, debt, interest rates, and short- and long-term cycles. It is based on his template for understanding the economy.
6:538-bit computer update
2.8M views • 10 years ago
Ben Eater
Ben Eater's short update announcing his plan to build another 8-bit computer from scratch on camera. It kicks off the breadboard computer series that became widely known.
1:07:22Invited Talk - Guy Steele
39K views • 9 years ago
ClojureTV
Guy Steele's invited talk at Clojure/conj on the informal metanotation computer scientists use in papers to describe languages. He traces how this notation developed and why it is often unspecified and arcane.
1:01:4234C3 - The Ultimate Apollo Guidance Computer Talk
324K views • 8 years ago
media.ccc.de
Michael Steil and Christian Hessmann's 34C3 talk explaining the Apollo Guidance Computer end to end: hardware design, operating system, and mission software.
54:52Introduction to NoSQL • Martin Fowler • GOTO 2012
1M views • 13 years ago
GOTO Conferences
Martin Fowler's GOTO 2012 introduction to NoSQL databases: where they came from, their data models, how consistency thinking differs, and when to use them. He argues they won't make relational databases obsolete and introduces polyglot persistence.
1:16:21Notation Must Die: The Battle For How We Read Music
1.8M views • 3 years ago
Tantacrul
Tantacrul's 76-minute deep dive into the history of western music notation and the many proposed replacements, such as piano rolls, colored notes and the jubilate. He explains why none have displaced the current system.
1:06:34Introduction to Node.js with Ryan Dahl
758K views • 15 years ago
InfoQ
Ryan Dahl, the creator of Node.js, introduces the event-driven I/O framework built on V8 with examples, and discusses the v0.4.0 release and its new APIs.
23:38Interactive notebooks ~ Pluto.jl | Fons van der Plas | JuliaCon 2020
48K views • 6 years ago
The Julia Programming Language
Fons van der Plas introduces Pluto.jl, a reactive notebook for Julia that tracks references between cells and re-runs affected cells when code changes. The talk was given at JuliaCon 2020.
1:25:11College Lecture Series - Neil Postman - "The Surrender of Culture to Technology"
170K views • 13 years ago
College of DuPage
Neil Postman's 1997 lecture at College of DuPage, based on his book, argues that Americans treat technology as a national religion and depend on it to solve larger human problems. It includes audience questions.
13:02Noether's Theorem and The Symmetries of Reality
1.1M views • 8 years ago
PBS Space Time
PBS Space Time explains Noether's theorem: conservation laws such as energy and momentum are consequences of deeper symmetries. It also covers why those laws hold only under certain conditions.
26:4210 Things I Regret About Node.js - Ryan Dahl - JSConf EU
662K views • 8 years ago
JSConf
Node.js creator Ryan Dahl discusses ten design mistakes he made in Node, including package.json, npm, and module resolution. The talk sets out the motivations behind his later project, Deno.
4:14Louis CK Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy
339K views • 9 years ago
Lisa Zielinski
A clip of Louis CK on Conan riffing that everything is amazing and nobody is happy, about people complaining over airplane wifi and taking modern technology for granted.
20:52From the DMZ Into the Hermit Kingdom - Inside North Korea (Part 1/3)
10.7M views • 14 years ago
VICE
Vice founder Shane Smith travels to North Korea, speaking with refugees in South Korea before crossing the DMZ. It is part one of a three-part documentary with rare on-the-ground footage.
22:36Computer Scientist Explains One Concept in 5 Levels of Difficulty | WIRED
7.2M views • 4 years ago
WIRED
WIRED has UCLA professor Amit Sahai explain zero-knowledge proofs to a child, a teen, a college student, a grad student and an expert. Each round goes deeper into the cryptography and why it matters.
26:57Chernobyl 3828
10.2M views • 14 years ago
TeleconStudio
A Ukrainian documentary about the liquidators who cleaned radioactive debris off the Chernobyl reactor roof in two-minute shifts. It presents their firsthand accounts and footage of the work.
48:32Ryan Dahl: Original Node.js presentation
234K views • 14 years ago
stri8ted
Ryan Dahl's first presentation of Node.js at JSConf 2009. He pitches event-driven, non-blocking I/O as the motivation, rather than JavaScript itself.
3:49Gender Neutral Pronouns: They're Here, Get Used To Them
4.6M views • 13 years ago
Tom Scott
Tom Scott argues that grammatical gender is a silly concept and that the singular 'they' is an established gender-neutral pronoun. The description carries later corrections and reflections he added in 2019.