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Alpha Centauri Quotes: Intro and Tech's 0-249:50

Alpha Centauri Quotes: Intro and Tech's 0-24

56K views • 18 years ago
uvwar
Audio clips of the intro and technology quotes from the 1999 strategy game Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, in male and female voices, covering techs 0 through 24.
Star Trek TNG (Peak Performance) Picard Quote - It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.0:13

Star Trek TNG (Peak Performance) Picard Quote - It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

135K views • 10 years ago
Ponyboy
A very short clip from Star Trek: The Next Generation's 'Peak Performance' in which Picard says it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. It is a single quotable moment about how outcomes are not fully in your control.
"What is my purpose?" Rick and Morty quote S01E09 Butter Robot0:09

"What is my purpose?" Rick and Morty quote S01E09 Butter Robot

83K views • 9 years ago
Game Of Thrones Quotes
A short Rick and Morty clip in which a butter robot asks 'What is my purpose?' and is told 'You pass butter.'
LISA11 - Fork Yeah! The Rise and Development of illumos1:04:04

LISA11 - Fork Yeah! The Rise and Development of illumos

310K views • 14 years ago
USENIX
Bryan Cantrill's LISA11 talk on how illumos arose after Oracle closed OpenSolaris. It covers the history of Sun, ZFS, DTrace and Zones, and the diaspora of kernel engineers, with a famous rant about Oracle and Larry Ellison.
Steve Jobs' 2005 Stanford Commencement Address15:05

Steve Jobs' 2005 Stanford Commencement Address

49.4M views • 18 years ago
Stanford
Steve Jobs' 2005 Stanford commencement address, told through three stories: connecting the dots, love and loss, and death. It includes the calligraphy class and the 'stay hungry, stay foolish' close.
Rails Conf 2012 Keynote: Simplicity Matters by Rich Hickey36:53

Rails Conf 2012 Keynote: Simplicity Matters by Rich Hickey

220K views • 14 years ago
Confreaks
Rich Hickey's keynote at RailsConf 2012, a close sibling of his 'Simple Made Easy' talk. He distinguishes simple (not intertwined) from easy (familiar), and argues that software complexity comes from complecting things, with Rails-specific examples including large gem collections.
Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun1:46

Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun

2.7M views • 19 years ago
The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
Tom Lehrer's satirical song about Wernher von Braun, the German rocket scientist who went from the Nazi missile program to the US space program. It includes the famous line about not caring where the rockets come down.
Arithmetic, Population and Energy - FULL LENGTH1:14:16

Arithmetic, Population and Energy - FULL LENGTH

191K views • 14 years ago
kip399
Physicist Albert Bartlett's full-length lecture on how steady exponential growth in population and energy use collides with finite resources. It uses examples like bacteria in a bottle and covers peak oil.
The Scientific Method-Richard Feynman1:03

The Scientific Method-Richard Feynman

180K views • 13 years ago
Sképseis
A one-minute clip of Richard Feynman describing the scientific method: guess a law, compute its consequences, and compare with experiment. If it disagrees with experiment, it is wrong.
Donald Knuth: Algorithms, Complexity, and The Art of Computer Programming | Lex Fridman Podcast #621:45:56

Donald Knuth: Algorithms, Complexity, and The Art of Computer Programming | Lex Fridman Podcast #62

515K views • 6 years ago
Lex Fridman
Lex Fridman interviews Donald Knuth about algorithms, complexity, The Art of Computer Programming, and his work habits. The conversation covers his approach to verifying algorithms and how he organises his time.
George Carlin - Saving the Planet8:04

George Carlin - Saving the Planet

12.3M views • 19 years ago
Dadniel
George Carlin's stand-up routine arguing the planet will be fine and it is people who are in trouble. It mocks the idea of saving the planet.
Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun - with intro - widescreen2:23

Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun - with intro - widescreen

363K views • 17 years ago
The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
Tom Lehrer performs his satirical song about rocket scientist Wernher von Braun, with an introduction. It is a two-minute musical clip.
Robert Kennedy on GDP1:46

Robert Kennedy on GDP

83K views • 8 years ago
Wimble Don
A two-minute excerpt of Robert Kennedy's 1968 University of Kansas speech criticizing GDP as a measure of national worth. He notes it counts harmful spending while ignoring what makes life worthwhile.
Frank Zappa explains the decline of the music business4:18

Frank Zappa explains the decline of the music business

828K views • 19 years ago
budagum
A short Frank Zappa interview clip on the decline of the music business, contrasting old cigar-chomping executives with younger industry people.
A Bit of Fry & Laurie   Concerning Language7:24

A Bit of Fry & Laurie Concerning Language

773K views • 11 years ago
Fun English Lessons
A Fry and Laurie sketch about language, full of absurd phrases and wordplay, which also plays on the distinction between langue and parole.
Noam Chomsky - Freedom of Speech for Views You Don't Like10:16

Noam Chomsky - Freedom of Speech for Views You Don't Like

183K views • 9 years ago
Chomsky's Philosophy
A ten-minute clip of Noam Chomsky on the Faurisson affair and free speech. He argues that supporting free speech means defending views you despise.
Donald Knuth - My advice to young people (93/97)4:42

Donald Knuth - My advice to young people (93/97)

720K views • 14 years ago
Web of Stories - Life Stories of Remarkable People
A five-minute clip from Donald Knuth's Web of Stories interviews in which he gives advice to young people, including being wary when too many people adopt an idea.
Yes Prime Minister, Discussing Trident2:06

Yes Prime Minister, Discussing Trident

435K views • 14 years ago
JBVids000
A two-minute Yes Prime Minister scene in which Sir Humphrey persuades Jim Hacker to buy Trident, using tortured logic about nuclear deterrence.
Locksmith ripoffs: Hidden camera investigation (Marketplace)20:47

Locksmith ripoffs: Hidden camera investigation (Marketplace)

21.5M views • 6 years ago
CBC News
CBC Marketplace investigates locksmith scams in the Greater Toronto Area. It exposes networks of fake Google Maps listings and fake reviews, and uses hidden cameras to show how low quotes turn into overcharges.
Stewart Lee - Political Correctness9:14

Stewart Lee - Political Correctness

167K views • 10 years ago
Jimmy Lee
A stand-up routine by Stewart Lee on political correctness, offering a satirical defense of inclusive language.
The BBC Cannot Give In To Government Pressure | Yes Minister | BBC Comedy Greats4:25

The BBC Cannot Give In To Government Pressure | Yes Minister | BBC Comedy Greats

821K views • 5 years ago
BBC Comedy Greats
A Yes Minister sketch in which Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey meet the BBC and discuss its independence from government pressure. It is a satirical look at the relationship between the state and the broadcaster.
Every OS Sucks6:33

Every OS Sucks

67K views • 15 years ago
onedeadtroll
A comedy song by onedeadtroll, from the Windows XP and OS X 10.3 era, lamenting that every operating system is bad. It features Wes Borg and Chris Smith.
The late and great Bill Hicks on "Marketing"1:50

The late and great Bill Hicks on "Marketing"

76K views • 13 years ago
bryphi77
A two-minute Bill Hicks comedy bit attacking advertising and marketing people.
Sam Altman: OpenAI CEO on GPT-4, ChatGPT, and the Future of AI | Lex Fridman Podcast #3672:23:57

Sam Altman: OpenAI CEO on GPT-4, ChatGPT, and the Future of AI | Lex Fridman Podcast #367

6.8M views • 3 years ago
Lex Fridman
Lex Fridman's long interview with OpenAI CEO Sam Altman about GPT-4, ChatGPT, and the future of AI. Topics include models as reasoning engines, AI risk, and consciousness.
Blade Runner - Final scene, "Tears in Rain" Monologue (HD)3:55

Blade Runner - Final scene, "Tears in Rain" Monologue (HD)

10.7M views • 14 years ago
Guillermo St
The final scene of Blade Runner (Final Cut) in which Roy Batty delivers the Tears in Rain monologue. It is a short film clip.
Pirates of Silicon Valley "You don't get it Steve, that doesn't matter"2:36

Pirates of Silicon Valley "You don't get it Steve, that doesn't matter"

225K views • 9 years ago
Craig Bickerstaff
A short scene from the film Pirates of Silicon Valley where Steve Jobs confronts Bill Gates after the Macintosh announcement over Windows copying Apple's work, and Gates replies that it doesn't matter.
Steve Jobs Quoting Alan Kay0:41

Steve Jobs Quoting Alan Kay

22K views • 9 years ago
Chunka Mui
A short excerpt from the 2007 iPhone launch where Steve Jobs quotes Alan Kay: people serious about software should make their own hardware. It explains part of why Apple built the phone itself.
Amadeus - "There are simply too many notes."1:36

Amadeus - "There are simply too many notes."

2.3M views • 18 years ago
prestoagitato2
A 2-minute scene from the film Amadeus in which the emperor says Mozart's opera has simply too many notes and Mozart asks which few to cut.
Cramer on How Hedge Funds are Scamming the Market10:49

Cramer on How Hedge Funds are Scamming the Market

192K views • 6 years ago
Cats Meow Trading
A trader channel clips Jim Cramer describing market manipulation techniques hedge funds use. The clip is framed as context for odd short-term market moves.
reddit.com Interviews Peter Norvig27:26

reddit.com Interviews Peter Norvig

47K views • 16 years ago
Reddit
Peter Norvig answers the top questions submitted by reddit users in a 27-minute interview. Topics include programming language choice, AI, and workplace design.
C is for Contrafibularity | Blackadder The Third | BBC Comedy Greats1:47

C is for Contrafibularity | Blackadder The Third | BBC Comedy Greats

2.3M views • 16 years ago
BBC Comedy Greats
A Blackadder the Third scene in which Dr Johnson delivers his dictionary, which lacks Blackadder's invented insults such as contrafibularity.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin9:16

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin

9.6M views • 18 years ago
HomeReality
A George Carlin stand-up routine arguing that rights are really temporary privileges that can be taken away. The uploader frames it with conspiracy-leaning tags.
David Foster Wallace unedited interview (2003)1:25:11

David Foster Wallace unedited interview (2003)

1.2M views • 7 years ago
Manufacturing Intellect
The full unedited 2003 ZDF television interview with David Foster Wallace, running about an hour and a half. He talks about literature, boredom, silence, television and what stories do.
Bill Clinton It Depends on what the meaning of the word is is0:05

Bill Clinton It Depends on what the meaning of the word is is

752K views • 18 years ago
bamageddrain
A short clip of Bill Clinton's grand jury testimony in which he says it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. It comes from questioning about Monica Lewinsky.
Yes Minister explains the EEC (EU)4:00

Yes Minister explains the EEC (EU)

3.5M views • 10 years ago
Rex Lupis
A short clip from the British sitcom Yes Minister in which Sir Humphrey cynically explains to Jim Hacker why European nations joined the common market.
Star Trek TNG Peak Performance: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. Full Scene1:15

Star Trek TNG Peak Performance: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. Full Scene

453K views • 10 years ago
Ponyboy
A short scene from Star Trek TNG season 2, episode 'Peak Performance', in which Picard tells Data that it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. He says that is not a weakness but life.
A Conversation with Noam Chomsky on Trump, Capitalism, and the U.S. Role in the New Cold War58:45

A Conversation with Noam Chomsky on Trump, Capitalism, and the U.S. Role in the New Cold War

174K views • 6 years ago
The Foreign Correspondents’ Club, Hong Kong
A Foreign Correspondents' Club Hong Kong conversation with Noam Chomsky on COVID-19, Donald Trump, the New Cold War and the Hong Kong protests.