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3:13Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
8.3M views • 15 years ago
The Onion
An Onion News Network sketch in which two teenage girls appear on TV to plead for their kidnapped friend's release, then start gossiping about classmates. It is a satirical parody of teen behavior and sensational news.
2:31Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
10.1M views • 17 years ago
The Onion
An Onion News Network satirical segment about a new Sony gadget that is infuriatingly bad, delivered as a profane tech-trends report.
3:16Bill Gates Doom
783K views • 20 years ago
raij
A short clip from Microsoft's 1995 Judgement Day event in which Bill Gates is inserted into Doom as a promo for Windows 95 and DirectX gaming. It was never publicly released at the time.